I Am the Winner of Project Runway (and so are you).

I love Project Runway. I love Heidi, Michael, and Nina. I love the creative challenges in which the designers participate. I love dissecting the episodes with a close girlfriend after they air.

I imagine myself as an aspiring designer, Nina Garcia telling me I’m the next Donna Karan and Mary-Kate Olson sitting in the guest judge seat saying she wants to interview me in her next book. Tim Gunn will be speechless, his impressive vocabulary caught in his throat as he worships my red-carpet-worthy garment made only from banana peels and chewed gum.

The problem is that I don’t know how to make clothes. And even if I start learning tomorrow, I probably will not be good enough to be on Project Runway before Heidi Klum retires to her Mexican mansion with Seal and their ten beautiful babies.

The next best thing to actually doing something is to do it in a video game. I’ve fulfilled all my rock star dreams with Rock Band. And my husband and his friends are weekend warriors (of the Call of Duty kind). Now I can fulfill my fashion designer dreams with the newest Project Runway video game.

The game allows players to take the role of a Project Runway contestant, creating outfits during creative challenges. After dressing your model in an outfit (complete with hair and make-up), you can play as the model, rocking your outfit on the runway.

Be prepared because your competition is stiff. Can you outdesign Irena, the season six winner? You’d better be able to do so, because the top eight contestants from season six will be featured in the game.

And if being a designer and a fashion model isn’t enough for you, the Project Runway video game also allows you to be a fashion photographer. It’s any fashionista’s three dream jobs all rolled into one game.

The game is being created exclusively for the Wii and comes with its own balance board (for those catwalks). It’s due to arrive on March 2, 2010.